All your base are belong to us. The video, the MP3, the phenomenon, explained. Sort of.

Who needs a therapist? Get your dreams analyzed at FreakyDreams.com.

I really, really, want one of these Farrah Fawcett Heads. Also, perhaps a Nose Aerobics Kit would help me heal post-sinus-surgery.

New York may have some of the world's finest art museums, but you must visit Boston to see The Museum of Bad Art in person. Fortunately for us all, they have some of their finest pieces available for viewing online. Be sure to see all the galleries.

I'm going to redo my résumé in "Lizzie Borden" fromKillerFonts.com.j

George W. likes cleavage. [Note: this image is rated PG-13, but the site that hosts it, if you should go there, is an adult site. Just so you know.]

If you feel the fine music of adult movies is underappreciated, you can listen to streaming porn music at fluffertrax without all the distracting visuals.

Ok, watching the video again... about halfway through the spazzing, doesn't he hurt his foot and then proceed to limp/hop around?

Someday soon, I hope to work for a company that I can love as much as Steve Ballmer loves Microsoft. But I hope that I won't have to scream and cavort to prove it.

I am worth exactly $2,344,640.00, according to HumanForSale.com. Since the average value for a female is supposedly $1,704,873.00, I should be pleased.

I went back a second time, and answered all the questions the same except two -- I lowered my IQ by 50 points and my weight by 50 lbs. My new worth: $1,894,540.00. Interesting. It hasn't been my experience in life, but at least the completely subjective and completely unexplained measuring system of HumanForSale.com thinks brains are more valuable than beauty.

The AIM Buddy Icons at Iconsex.com are perfectly animated little AOL people doing perfectly dirty little things.

You can turn off those %$*&! X10 Camera "pop-under" ads! Really. There's a page on their site that lets you set a cookie to turn off the ads for 30 days. It's amusing reading, too -- very defensive: "These ads are commonly used, 100% legal and 100% safe!"

We've all felt that moment -- that chill that says this episode of a favorite TV show is the beginning of the end. Jump The Shark - Chronicling the Moments of When TV Shows go Downhill is a site devoted to pinpointing those moments. The name comes from an episode of Happy Days in which Fonzie jumps a shark. It's a great catchphrase for that "very special episode."

It's not about the recipes, really. It's about the cookbooks themselves. I collect old promotional pamphet cookbooks. Lileks understands why. Skip past the pretentious introductory text and visit the Gallery of Regrettable Foods.